EXT - 19TH STREET ALLEY - DAY 1 Song at beginning "Can you hear the thunder As we march across theses streets As we walk by the drag queen dies Can you see the Aryan fire Flashes in our eyes As the right wing world will rise Come on mates we're gonna make a change Queeny fags, stomp out all the flames Smash them good, smash them right" ROLF FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! ROLF (singing) come on mates, we're gonna make a change, na-na-na-na-na-na-naaa, queeny fags, stomp out all the flames, na-na-na-na-na-na-naaa, smash them good, pull the trigger, no more faggots, no more niggers... SKAHEAD What the fuck!?! ROLF Oi! Suck my cock you fuckin' nigger faggot! SKAHEAD Bring it on, cracker! Song over fight "you're sick, I hate you, ya stupid mother fucker you're so fuckin' blind, you have no fuckin' mind you're nazi white-trash, your words come out like shit you're so fuckin' sick, you're such a fuckin' prick We hope you die sooner" EXT - 19TH STREET ALLEY - DAY 2 ROLF ...and if another fuckin' ape spits at me, I'm kick his head to the curb. SKAHEAD Maybe he just had to spit and it had nothing to do with you. ROLF What? SKAHEAD (sarcastic) Nice t-shirt. ROLF (not getting it) Aww, thanks man. See that's what I like about you, you've got the soul of a brŸder, so you understand the limitations of your genetic composition. HEINRICH Immer, Sieh der sexy kleine skinhead. (Check out the sexy little skinhead.) FRANZ Ich mag seinen schwarzen freund. (I like his black friend.) ROLF & SKAHEAD (together) Zuper! ROLF (in broken German) Ihr brŸder seid geil? Komme du hier er da. (you brothers like sexy? Come to I and he there) HEINRICH Wollen die et wa..? (Do they want...?) FRANZ (in German, to ROLF) Ja vol, mien kleiner brŸder. EXT - 19TH STREET ALLEY - DAY 4 Song over making out When I hear that "oi-oi" sound Makes me wanna go one back round Find a skinhead of my very own Skinhead boys in your boots and your braces Skinhead boys buy beer by the cases Skinhead boys in your boots and your braces Skinhead boys buy beer by the cases" SKAHEAD So, umm, I'm Skahead, that's Ralph. ROLF Hey! SKAHEAD I mean Rolf. FRANZ (pointing to indicate) Heinrich. Franz. FRANZ (trying really hard) Yo homie, you like the hip-hop, yo? SKAHEAD Sorry to disappoint you but, no. I am not your homie. I am not anybody's homie. You were not just making out with a homie. (to ROLF) See, this is why I hate MTV international. (back to FRANZ, indicating ROLF) But you should of seen this little homie last year. ROLF (jumping on SKAHEAD) That was just a phase! HEINRICH (confused, looking at the swastika, to ROLF) You friends? ROLF Yes, but Skahead's cool, he's got the soul of a brŸder trapped inside black DNA. SKAHEAD (to HEINRICH) Don't worry, it's just a phase. ROLF It is not! FRANZ We want go to big club Ruxy. ROLF Oh, I've never heard of that one. FRANZ No, is big and famous. Mens with no shirt. SKAHEAD He means Roxy. ROLF They don't want to go there, they're German. FRANZ Ja, you come with us? SKAHEAD (to ROLF) I can get us all on XANDER's list. But we have to get there before midnight, after that it's only reduced admission. ROLF (in broken german) Ist frei, eber nur bevor mitternacht. (Is free, although before only midnight.) FRANZ Cool. HEINRICH (to FRANZ) Die drogen besorgen? FRANZ You get drugs? ROLF Ja! SKAHEAD Wait, what do you want and how much money do you have? Money? FRANZ (in broken English and maybe strange terms for drugs?) Just ecstasy for all, maybe some ketamine if the ecstasy has too much speed. HEINRICH (to FRANZ) 150 FRANZ We pay 150 dollars. ROLF Okay, give us the money now and we'll have it tonight. FRANZ We pay you at the club, when you have the stuff. EXT - CHELSEA STREET - DAY 5 Song over Assumpta's entrance "Fake Fake, fake, fake, it's all fake Silicon city. It's all fake." ASSUMPTA Un-uhh. ROLF But they'll give us the cash later. SKAHEAD We're meeting them at "Ruxy." ASSUMPTA Un-uhh. ROLF We'll give you all the money. SKAHEAD All $100 dollars. ASSUMPTA No cash, no drugs. ROLF But, we'll give you all... (the money) ASSUMPTA Shh kinder, save your breath. SKAHEAD ROLF. ROLF Can you meet us later? ASSUMPTA I'll be at the park on 11th street and Bleeker at 7 PM EXT - COFFEE SHOP (PARADISE CAFE) - DAY 6 ROLF Why did you tell her 100 when they're giving us 150? SKAHEAD We deserve to make a little money to, and besides, it's less to raise. ROLF Oh Yeah! SKAHEAD What about one of your clients? ROLF I can't. SKAHEAD Why not? ROLF Because. SKAHEAD Because why? ROLF Because. SKAHEAD Look, if you don't trick, we miss out on deutcher cock. ROLF Sorry, but I'm tapped out. SKAHEAD So fake it. ROLF Look, among my clients I'm known for my big finishes. ROLF No really, I am. But I was really horny when I woke up, and business has been bad, so I jerked off. GUY AT COUNTER Guys. ROLF What? They're paid for. SKAHEAD You're 20, you can handle it. ROLF I did it six times. SKAHEAD Oh. ROLF Shit. Which one was the black guy's? SKAHEAD (doesn't know) That one. ROLF Fuck. ROLF Gimme your water bottle. ROLF What? I'm thirsty. Please? SKAHEAD (reading SMS) He says, "Hello sexies, we need 2 more ecstasies for all also. We pay more 150 US" ROLF Damn, the deutschers know how to party! SKAHEAD Stupid, they just doubled their order! ROLF Fuck! SKAHEAD Assumpta will want at least $150. ROLF Wait, I have an idea. EXT - VILLAGE SIDEWALK - DAY 7 ROLF But we didn't stop at the ATM? SOLLY What? Oh. For once I don't need it. ROLF But you always... SOLLY Nah, I started working the phone lines for "Studhire." ROLF Umm, okay, but it's still $150 cash. SOLLY I got it at home. They pay me in cash, so it doesn't affect my social security. Heh-heh. SKAHEAD Give me all yo' money mutha-fucka, yo! SOLLY Well, okay, but I don't think I have anything... ROLF He has a gun! ROLF He has a gun! SKAHEAD Yeah, man I gots me a gun. Song over beating "You take the money. You take their lives. You take the money. You take their lives. You take the money. You take their lives. You take the money. You take their lives." ROLF Hey man, stop! Owww!!! SKAHEAD Owww, fuck! ROLF (begging) please stop!!! SOLLY Ah, that was great. Even better than fucking your little nazi ass! You'll have to jump me again sometime! Song over beating "You take their lives." EXT - PARK AT 11TH AND BLEEKER - DAY 8 SKAHEAD Wait, let me get this one on the back of your head. ROLF Awww, shit, here she comes. SKAHEAD Be cool, calm down. SKAHEAD Hey. ROLF Hey. ASSUMPTA You mother fuckers don't have the money, do you? SKAHEAD Ummmm, no. ROLF But... ASSUMPTA Shh kinder. I expected this. SKAHEAD And we need to double the order. ASSUMPTA Excuse me? Look at me, does it say 'all night long pharmacy' on my forehead or something? ROLF & SKAHEAD (nodding in unison) (no.) ASSUMPTA It might say 'coke machine' maybe, but 'pharmacy,' no. ASSUMPTA Listen, you boys really want to get your stuff? ROLF & SKAHEAD (nodding in unison) (yes.) ASSUMPTA Okay. Here's the deal, you get me six designer dress labels; Dior, Prada, Gucci... and you get your stuff. ROLF How are we gonna steal six dresses? ASSUMPTA Excus me, did I say dresses? I said labels. (holding up the bag) This motherfucker has to be born-again. ROLF (not getting it) Oh. ASSUMPTA Here let me show you. ASSUMPTA On second thought, you'd better do this. Now, here's how you do this... INT - CHELSEA BOUTIQUE (GERRY'S) - NIGHT 9 Song over strutting " 'Scuse me, Do you fuck as well as you dance? 'Scuse me, Are you as hot in the bedroom as you are on the dance floor? Oh, really" SKAHEAD Girrrrrrrlllll. Just look at the fashions! JESSE May I help you? SKAHEAD Yeah. Where yo' designer dresses be at? JESSE Oh, we just put some great things on our sale rack right... (back there) SKAHEAD Sale rack? SALE RACK? Do I look like I shop off the fuckin' sale rack?!?!? ROLF (bad fake brittish accent, a la ab-fab) Yes, we only want the fabulous. JESSE (miffed, walking away) This way. ROLF (bad fake brittish accent, a la ab-fab) I said the fabulous!! SKAHEAD (following the JESSE, a la ASSUMPTA) Shh kinder. ROLF (under his breath) Don't call me that! INT - STORE DRESSING ROOMS - DAY 10 ROLF I think I need a smaller size. JESSE It's supposed to be worn off the hip, here let me show you. JESSE Oh, I see. Look's like you're going to show me, instead. SKAHEAD Uh, Miss Girrrlllll, I think I needs a smaller size, too. JESSE Just a minute. JESSE What now? SKAHEAD I needs a smaller size too. First time I ever had to ax for that! Ha-ha! JESSE (rolls his eyes) I'll be right back. SKAHEAD (calling out to JESSE) on second thought, make it in purple. JESSE (O.S. calling back) Purple?!? It doesn't come in purple. Frederick …stman hates purple. Did you see any purple on the runways at Reykjavic? Oh, wait, this one has purple in it. JESSE I have your size, miss impatience. SKAHEAD We're leaving, the service at this place sucks, and so do you! ROLF (as he passes) She knows what you did. SKAHEAD Quit talkin' to him, or I'll beat you worse than that old man did! EXT - VILLAGE CORNER - DAY 11 ASSUMPTA Ohhh, Frederick Ostman. I'm very impressed that you know him. ROLF Skahead picked them out. ASSUMPTA Oh. You know, his last show in Reykjavic, he was seasons ahead of anybody else. SKAHEAD I just grabbed the most expensive ones I saw. ASSUMPTA However, none of the queens I sell to know who the fuck Fredrik …stman is. ROLF Oh. SKAHEAD Oh. ASSUMPTA Sweetheart, I sent you for something like Dior, Prada, Gucci, and you bring back Frederick …stman? Honey, I'm not selling to bitches on Park Avenue. SKAHEAD So what exactly does that mean? ASSUMPTA It means I have very little use for them. ROLF So what, so no E? ASSUMPTA No, no, I'm going to be fair. I'll give you something for your trouble, but only two hits. SKAHEAD What!?!? No. Forget about it. ASSUMPTA Okay. ROLF No! We'll take the two hits! ASSUMPTA Okay. EXT - STREET BY ROXY - NIGHT 12 Song over walking up to club "I'll set you free" ROLF How about we flirt with these guys in line and get some Viagra. SKAHEAD We don't need to get 'em hard, we need to get 'em high. Oh, I forgot, Mr' multiple-big-finish. ROLF Shut up! SKAHEAD You want to get 'em going for round five and six cause you're a horney little Bastard. ROLF Shut up. SKAHEAD Hey Zee, Have you seen our friends yet? XANDER No. SKAHEAD Well, not friends, these german guys. XANDER No. SKAHEAD Damn this line is long. XANDER You can wait over there. SKAHEAD We'll be right here. XANDER Off the sidewalk. SKAHEAD Right here. XANDER Off the sidewalk. SKAHEAD Love you. XANDER Love you too. Kisses. ROLF How about we just add some aspirins to this, and we tell them that the fake Es are supposed to be taken with half of one of the real Es. SKAHEAD Hmmmmm... ROLF Yeah, yeah, yeah, like the chemical reaction happens in your stomach. SKAHEAD They might like to crunch before they swallow, then they'll know the taste isn't right. ROLF Well, we need to do something they'll be here any minute. SKAHEAD If they're on time. ROLF They're German. Of course they'll be on time. In fact, they'll be exactly five minutes early. SKAHEAD Yeah, whatever. ROLF Hey, why don't we get baby aspirin, and we tell them it's a special kind of New York chewable E that's sweetened for the crunchers. SKAHEAD I have seen pink E before. You think that deli over there has some? ROLF We're in the projects aren't we? They probably have everything for babies, they probably even have 'em loose by the pill, like loose cigarettes. SKAHEAD (getting up to go to the store) Doesn't matter as long as they have them. ROLF (he hits him) You have money? Get me a sandwich! And a Coke! SKAHEAD No. I only have enough to get home. ROLF Oh wait. Don't get the aspirin. SKAHEAD Why? ROLF I can't lie to my brŸders. SKAHEAD Well, your brŸders are officially late. ROLF (looks at SKAHEAD's watch) Really, wow, something must have happened. SKAHEAD Yeah, like maybe they fell in an uncovered K-hole on their way here? ROLF Don't make fun! I'll bet they were jumped by a gang of your people. XANDER Yoo-hooooo. Are you guys coming in? SKAHEAD No, the boys aren't here yet. XANDER Well, it's either come in now for free or come in later and pay $20. ROLF (to SKAHEAD) No, we have to wait. SKAHEAD We'll see you inside later. XANDER Okay. EXT - STREET BY ROXY - NIGHT 13 EXT - STREET BY ROXY - DAY 14 SKAHEAD Let's go. ROLF (waking up) Are they here yet? SKAHEAD No. Let's go. EXT - CHELSEA STREET - DAY 15 ROLF Can we go to your house and shave my head? SKAHEAD Yes. ROLF You think your mom's cooking? SKAHEAD She's already expecting us. Last week she said, 'Andre, is that nigger-loving honky coming to the house again?' and I said, 'probably.' ROLF You think she'll be making fried chicken and grits? SKAHEAD Probably. ROLF Do you think she'll make salad greens? SKAHEAD Collard greens. Collard greens. ROLF Do you think she'll make collard greens? SKAHEAD Nope. ROLF Awww, I like those. They're kind of like warm green saurkraut. SKAHEAD (laughs) Well, we're not having them. There wasn't enough room in the refrigerator. (he smiles) We needed all the space for the watermelon. ROLF (eyes getting big) Oooo, watermelon... SKAHEAD Shut up motherfucker! ROLF Got you beat! SKAHEAD Motherfucker! Late! Why you trying? Song over ending "Unity Ha! You're such a saint today You may be anti-racist, but then you're anti-gay You may be ignorant from a lack of education But if it's sympathy you seek You better turn to another station Intolerant society rears it's ugly face You're turning the native music Into a homophobic disgrace The gay one , the straight one The white, tan, yellow and black The gay rude boys and girls Are gonna take the dancehall back They'll take it back We'll take it back Because without respect There's gonna be nothing left This double standard just won't sit that well with me I've come to say this and that's just the way is has to be You know I'm not PC, I'll shoot your kid at school 'Cause he's gonna grow up to be a fuckin' asshole just like you you can celebrate your unity till every gay is dead but why don't you stop your fronting with real unity instead and on a better dime on this shitty little globe we would crucify the racist and be bashing all the homophobes Intolerant society rears it's ugly face You're turning the native music Into a homophobic disgrace The gay one , the straight one The white, tan, yellow and black The gay rude boys and girls Are gonna take the dancehall back They'll take it back We'll take it back Because without respect There's gonna be nothing left Two thousand triple zero, stand up and take a look around This ignorant fucking shit shouldn't happen in any town So come on leave the closet and on out grab a bat 'Cause there's a battle to be fought and the prize is fuckin' phat Autonomy from ignorance, there's got to be a better way But the racist, sexist, homophobes and piggies got to pay But right now, you gotzta get out of your fuckin' seat And jam-down to the faggot rhythms of That crack rock steady beat." 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